Race Jersey Order

Ladies and Gents,

The inaugural run of Madness Race jerseys are in the final stages of design and will be approved for production next week.

Although many of you are new to the sport of Mountain Biking and Adventure Racing, everyone will tell you the endeavor is made easier when you look cool. Madness Racing jerseys will do for you what Baywatch did for lifeguarding, that's right, make you look cool.

Anyone can order. For a simple one time, upfront payment of $73.50, the nearly famous Madness Racing jersey can be yours. Whether you're puking trailside, rubbing muscle spasms out of your quads, or simple staring off into space, a Madness Racing jersey will make you look like a pro.

Remember, the number one rule in life, "It's not how you feel, it's how you look!" May I be the first to say, in a Madness Racing jersey, you'll look marvelous. So what are you waiting for, get yours today!

Three Cheers for Spencer - The Guru of Design.